do you call a man who forgets to put his underpants on ?|
do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?|
do you call a woman with a sheep on her head ?|
do you call a man who wears tissue paper trousers ?|
do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?|
Sister Matic !
did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor ?|
He was a little hoarse !
do you call a witch flying through the skies ?|
Broom Hilda !
did the Prime Minister get to know the secret ?|
Someone Blairted it out !
did the idiot call his pet zebra ?|
do you call a fish on the dining table ?|
A Plaice Mat !