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Wacky Riddles

Where do Eskimos keep their money?
In snowbanks.

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

Where do ghosts go for fresh air?
To the sea ghost (coast).

Where do hogs keep their money?
In piggy banks.

Where do mummies swim?
In the Dead Sea.

Where do trees keep their money?
In branch banks.

Where do vampires keep their money?
In blood banks.

Where do young country dogs sleep?
In pup tents.

Who drives away all of his customers?
A taxicab driver.

Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
Her baby is a little Bigger.

Wacky Riddles

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