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Wacky Riddles

The alphabet goes from A to Z. What goes from Z to A?
Zebra.

To whom did Paul Revere give his handkerchief?
To the town crier.

What can you do with old bowling balls?
Give them to elephants to shoot marbles.

What can you serve but never eat?
A tennis ball.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
"Are you my mother?"

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?
"It's not my fault."

What did one pig say to the other pig?
"Let's be pen pals."

What did one skunk say to the other?
"So do you!"

What did the boy centipede say to the girl centipede?
"You sure have a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs . . . "

What did the fly say when he landed on the book?
"I think 1 read this story before."

Wacky Riddles

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