How
does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?
Depressed.
How
does a witch tell time?
With a witch watch.
How
many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
How
many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A phew (few).
If cheese
comes on top of a hamburger, what comes after cheese?
A mouse.
If Washington's
wife went to Washington while Washington's washerwoman washed
Washington's woolies, how many W's are there in all?
None. There are no W's in "all."
If you
cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
Snappy talk.
If you
cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?
Snippy answers.
In a
certain city there is a corner with four stores. One is a bakery,
one a candy store, one a drugstore, and one a bookstore. Outside
the drugstore is a policeman. Why is the policeman called Oscar?
Because that is his name.
