What
word can you pronounce quicker by adding a syllable to it?
Quick.
When
is it correct to say, "I is?"
"I is the letter after H. "
When
is it good to lose your temper?
When you have a bad one.
When
is longhand quicker than shorthand?
On a clock.
When
is your mind like a rumpled bed?
When it isn't made up yet.
When
the dog lover put his fingers in the dog's mouth to see how
many teeth it had, what did the dog do?
The dog closed its mouth to see how many fingers the dog lover
had.
Where
does satisfaction come from?
From a satisfactory.
Which
two letters of the alphabet are nothing?
MT (empty) .
Who
invented the first aeroplane that didn't fly?
The Wrong Brothers.
Who
is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?
The weatherman.
