What
is the difference between a dog and a gossip?
One has a wagging tail, the other a wagging tongue.
What
is the difference between the rising and the setting sun?
A day.
What
is the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
They boo-ckle up.
What
is very light but can't be lifted?
A bubble.
What
kind of tea helps you feel brave?
Safety.
What
overpowers you-without hurting you?
Sleep.
What
question can you never answer "yes" to?
"Are you asleep?"
What
relation is a loaf of bread to a locomotive?
Mother. Bread is a necessity, a locomotive is an invention,
and "Necessity is the mother of invention."
What
rises up in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
What
word allows you to take away two letters and get one?
Alone.
