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What word if pronounced right is wrong but if pronounced wrong is right?
Wrong.
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
The bathtub.
When does a chair dislike you?
When it can't bear you.
When prices are going up, what remains stationary?
Writing paper and envelopes.
Where can you always find money?
In the dictionary.
Where did the knights study?
In knight (night) school.
Where do frogs sit?
On toadstools.
Who always goes to bed with shoes on?
A horse.
Who can marry a lot of wives and still be single?
A minister.
Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?
A bald man.
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