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Why can't a mind reader read your mind ?
He could-if you had one!
Why can't you read a story about a bed?
It hasn't been made up yet.
Why did Jack and Jill roll down the hill?
It beats walking.
Why did the kid avoid the cemetery?
He wouldn't be caught dead there.
Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.
He wanted to have a hot time.
Why did the man have to fix the horn of his car?
Because it didn't give a hoot.
Why did the nutty kid throw a bucket of water out of the window?
He wanted to make a big splash.
Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall.
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why did the reporter put a flashlight into his mouth?
He wanted to get the inside story.
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