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Why
can't a mind reader read your mind ?
He could-if you had one! |
Why
can't you read a story about a bed?
It hasn't been made up yet. |
Why
did Jack and Jill roll down the hill?
It beats walking. |
Why
did the kid avoid the cemetery?
He wouldn't be caught dead there. |
Why
did the kid put his clock in the oven.
He wanted to have a hot time. |
Why
did the man have to fix the horn of his car?
Because it didn't give a hoot. |
Why
did the nutty kid throw a bucket of water out of the window?
He wanted to make a big splash. |
Why
did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall. |
Why
did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly. |
Why
did the reporter put a flashlight into his mouth?
He wanted to get the inside story. |
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