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A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?
Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
Read the label.
How can you tell twin witches apart?
It's not easy to tell which witch is which.
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?
He was shocked.
How do pigs write?
With a pigpen.
How does a boat show affection?
It hugs the shore.
How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didn't take anything on the ark. Noah did!
If a boy is spanked by his mother and his father, who hurts the most?
The boy.
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