was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon
was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man
It was a bright, sunny day.
you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.|
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for
say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and
five are thirteen" ?|
Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.
can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and
a can of tomato soup? |
Read the label.
can you tell twin witches apart?|
It's not easy to tell which witch is which.
did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?
He was shocked.
do pigs write?|
With a pigpen.
does a boat show affection?|
It hugs the shore.
many animals did Moses take on the ark?|
Moses didn't take anything on the ark. Noah did!
boy is spanked by his mother and his father, who hurts the most?|