A man
was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon
was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man
see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
Can
you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for
me.
Do you
say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and
five are thirteen" ?
Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.
How
can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and
a can of tomato soup?
Read the label.
How
can you tell twin witches apart?
It's not easy to tell which witch is which.
How
did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?
He was shocked.
How
do pigs write?
With a pigpen.
How
does a boat show affection?
It hugs the shore.
How
many animals did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didn't take anything on the ark. Noah did!
If a
boy is spanked by his mother and his father, who hurts the most?
The boy.
