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Waiter, what is bug doing in my salad ?
Trying to find it's way out sir !
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?
Not him again, he's in here every night !
Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table !
It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !
Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !
Waiter, why is there a fly in my ice cream ?
Perhaps he likes winter sports !
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !
I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !
Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!
I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Just you wait until you see the main course !
Sir you haven't touched your custard.
I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !
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