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Waiter, what is bug doing in my salad ? Trying to find it's way out sir !

Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he's in here every night !

Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

Waiter, why is there a fly in my ice cream ? Perhaps he likes winter sports !

Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !

Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Just you wait until you see the main course !

Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !

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