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Waiter Jokes !

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Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !
That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !
Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !

Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !
Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup !
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

Waiter, there is a dead fly on my steak !
I don't know sir, perhaps it died after tasting it !

Waiter, there is a spider on my plate, send me the manager !
That's no good, he's scared of them too !

Waiter, do you serve snails !
Sit down, sir, we serve anyone !

Waiter, do you have frogs legs !
Yes sir
Well hop off into the kitchen and bring my meal then please !

Waiter, are there snails on the menu !
Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

Waiter Jokes !

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