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Waiter, whats this spider doing in my alphabet soup! Probably trying to read sir !

Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup ! Sorry sir, we're out of flies today !

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them !

Waiter, there is a fly in the butter ! Yes sir, it's a butterfly!

Waiter, there is fly in my soup ! Don't worry I'll call the animal sanctuary !

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !

Waiter, there are two flies in my soup ! That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !

Waiter, what is this spider doing in my soup ! Drowning by the look of it sir !

Waiter, there is a spider in my salad ! Yes sir, the chef is using Webb lettuce today!

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