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Telephone
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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
They both have rings!
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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?
Take my word for it.
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What did the fax machine say to the telephone?
You send me!
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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?
Money's tight these days!
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Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
It was out of odor.
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How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
H-E-L-L-O!
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How does a lobster answer the phone?
Shello?
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How does a door chime answer the phone?
Bella?
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How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?
You get a frizzy signal!
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How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?
You get a tizzy signal!
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Telephone
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