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Telephone
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How do little rattlesnakes call home?
Poison-to-poison.
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Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
To stay away from the nuts on the ground!
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Why didn't the skeleton need a telephone?
He had no body to talk with!
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Why didn't the mummy want a telephone?
He always got too wrapped up in his calls!
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Why did the vampire answer the phone in his pajamas?
He couldn't find his bat robe!
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What do you get if you cross a broken telephone with a football player?
A quarterback.
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a ghost?
A phantom caller!
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
A golden receiver!
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What did the cannibal mother say to the cannibal child when he was talking
on the phone at dinnertime?
"How many times have I told you not to talk with someone in your mouth?"
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What is the proper thing for me to say to a big ugly troll who's talking
on two phones at the same time?
Say anything you want - he can't hear you!
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Telephone
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