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Hello? Fred's Restaurant.
Hello! Tell me, does your chef have pig's feet?
I can't tell, sir. He's got his shoes on!
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Hello? Fred's Restaurant.
Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs?
We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?
A wide receiver.
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a pelican?
A big bill.
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?
Ringworm!
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How do angels answer the phone?
Halo?
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How do moulded fruit-flavored desserts answer the phone?
Jell-O?
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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
Yellow?
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How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?
Mellow.
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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
She wanted to lay it on the line!
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