They're the
perfect match, he's a history teacher and she likes dates.
They're the
perfect match, she lies jogging and he's on the run from the law !
They're the
perfect match, she works in the chip shop and there is something fishy
about him !
They're the
perfect match, she's a geologist and he's on the rocks !
Hey, you just
shot my wife.
I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine !
When plus
and minus got married they had an addition to the family. The thing
is though he turned out to be a problem child !
Don't you
think that man over there is the ugliest person you've ever seen.
He's my husband.
Oh dear, I am sorry.
Your sorry !
A woman woke
her husband in the middle of the night and said, "There is a burglar
in the kitchen eating my home made steak and kidney pie" "Oh dear", said her husband "Who
shall I call, the police or an ambulance !"
Which group
of men on TV wear pastel coloured clothes and can't speak properly. The telehubbies !
If you were
my husband I'd put arsenic in your tea
And
if I was your husband I'd drink it !
