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Romantic Jokes !

Why do they call her an after dinner speaker ?
Because every time she speaks to a man she's after a dinner !

Did he really marry her because of her grandfathers fortune ?
He denies it. He says he would have married her no matter who had left her a fortune !

His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I bet she marked them "second class male !"

I wish you were on TV
Would you love me if I were a TV star ?
No, but I could switch you off !

My boyfriend is really clever, he has brains enough for two.
He sounds like the right boy for you !

I can't leave you.
Do you love me that much ?
It's not that, your standing on my foot !

I got a lovely kitten for my girlfriend.
I wish I could make a trade like that !

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

I wouldn't say your girlfriend has a big mouth, but when she yawns her ears vanish !

When I grow up I'm going to marry the boy next door
Why ?
I'm not allowed to cross the road !

Romantic Jokes !

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