Do you love
Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear
meringue pie !
I wish I had
a penny for every boy that's asked me out.|
so you'd have enough to use a public lavatory then !
it take to get you to kiss me ?|
An anaesthetic !
Why is your
face all scratched ?|
girlfriend said it with flowers.
Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses
I'm not rich
like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like
Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.|
I love you too, but what was that you said about
Do you like
as boys go your OK, and the further you go the better !
you off to ?|
The doctors, I don't like the look of my husband
Can I come with you ?, I can't stand the sight of mine !
be happy with a boy like me ?|
If you weren't around too often !
a nice bird.|
She must be if she goes out with a worm like
dating agency picked me out as an ideal boyfriend ?|
who wants to go out with a computer !