What time is
it when you have to go to the dentist ?
Tooth
Hurty !
From:jkjunget@nidlink.com
What's green
and smells like paint ?
Green paint !
From:JCJMA2@aol.com
What is white,
black,white,black, and green ?
Two
zebra's fighting over a pickle !
From:SCOMUSS@aol.com
knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who?
why are you crying ?
From:Tang1tang2@aol.com
There was an American
man, a Mexican man, and a Russian man on a trip in a car.
They were out in
the desert when the car broke down. each man took something. The American
man took an umbrella. The Mexican Man took a bottle of wine and the
Russian took the door on the car.
After days or traveling
somebody pulled over. He asked the American man why he had an umbrella,
and he said to shade the sun. He asked the Mexican man why he had why,
and he said in case he needed something to drink. He asked the Russian
man why he had the door and he said in case it got to hot he could just
roll down the window.
