Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third
day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt.
I feel with my hands Miss !
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Teacher: I hope that I didn't see you looking at Billy's test paper,
Alex.
Alex: I hope so too !
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Banana
Banana who
Knock Knock
Who's there
Banana
Banana Who
Knock knock
Who's there
Banana
Banana who
Knock knock
who's there
Orange
Orange who
Oranga glad I didn't say banana
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What side of a monster has more hair ?
The outside !
From: Mills@labyrinth.net
Where does Saddam Hussain keep his CD's
In arack
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