Why did the cucumber blush ?
Because he saw the salad dressing !
From:ashmalhar@aol.com
The science teacher asked the student, "What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?" "You can't hear a hormone!"
From:Chandler2002@excite.com
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
From:Jenny
Where is the best place in school to grow plants ?
In the kinder-garden !
From:kidrockrocks33@hotmail.com
Did you hear about the fight in a biscuit tin ?
A BANDIT hit a PENGIUN with a CLUB tied him up with a BLUE RIBON and got away in a TAXI !
From:bethany@wetnwindy.freeserve.co.uk
