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What is a sleeping heifer called?
A bulldozer.
What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?
Cot-on wool.
What overpowers you without hurting you?
Sleep.
What question can never be answered with 'yes?'
Are you asleep?
What should you do if you find an elephant asleep in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else!
What should you do it there's a tarantula in your bed?
Hide in the wardrobe!
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
'The top side!'
What's huge and grey and sends people to sleep?
A hypno-potamus.
What's the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late!
What's the difference between a feather bed and a poor man?
One is soft down, the other is hard up.
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