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Did you hear about my brother who slept with his head under the pillow?
When he woke up, he discovered the fairies had taken all his teeth! |
Did you hear about the idiot who found a feather in his bed?
He thought he had chicken pox? |
Did you hear about the man who heard a mouse squeaking one night?
He got up to oil it! |
Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He kept popping out of bed all night! |
Did you hear about the man who slept under an old tractor?
He wanted to wake up oily in the morning. |
Did you hear about the parents who called their baby 'Caffeine?'
It kept them awake all night! |
Do elephants snore?
Only when they're asleep. |
'Doctor, doctor, how can I cure myself of sleepwalking?'
'Put drawing-pins on the bedroom floor.' |
'Doctor, doctor, I can't get to sleep at night.'
'Lie on the edge of the bed, then, and you'll soon drop off.' |
'Doctor, doctor, I haven't slept for days.'
'Why not?'
"Because I sleep at night!' |
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