Did
you hear about the internit who spent so long on the web he
forgot to go to bed?
Eventually it dawned on him.
First
internit: I'm a bit worried about letting you repair my expensive
computer.
Second internit: Don't worry, in all my years of repairing computers,
only one has ever blown up. First internit: How many computers have you repaired, then?
Second internit: This will be my second.
First
internit: There's a hole in the school computer screen.
Second internit: Don't worry, the science teacher is looking
into it.
First
internit:: The CD ROM keeps falling out of my computer. What
can I use to keep it in?
Second internit: How about a paper bag?.
Have
you heard about the two internits who got married?
They lived happily webber after.
Have
you heard about the two internits who got married?
They were newlywebs.
How
did the internit feel when he first started websurfing?
It was love at first site.
How
do internits dance?
Slow, slow, click, click, slow.
How
do internits read each other's minds?
Through e-s.p.
