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Where
do you find internit snails?
At the end of an internit's fingers. |
Who
do internits send their Christmas letter to?
Sant e-claus. |
Why
are internits big headed?
Because they have huge e-gos. |
Why
did the internit bite the school computer?
Someone told him it was an apple. |
Why
did the internit bury his laptop?
The batteries were dead. |
Why
did the internit buy a pair of cowboy boots?
He wanted to try online dancing. |
Why
did the internit fly though the air?
He was sitting on an e-jector seat. |
Why
did the internit keep a ruler by his computer?
To see how long he spent on the internet. |
Why
did the internit put his computer in the fridge?
He wanted to find some really cool sites. |
Why
did the internit set fire to his computer?
He wanted to have the hottest website. |
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