internit:
Sorry I'm late for school. I dreamt I was surfing the web.
Teacher: How could that make you late for school? internit: I had to go back to sleep to switch off the computer.
The
internit took his seat at the school computer.
But the teacher made him put it back.
What
did the 98 year-old internit put in his laptop?
Long life batteries.
What
did the internit bring his keyboard to the disco?
He wanted to lap dance.
What
did the internit say when someone stole his computer?
e-asy come, e-asy go.
What
do internits drink at breaktime?
Netscafe.
What
do internits eat for breakfast?
Mice Clickspices.
What
do internits get when they eat too fast?
The Clickups.
What
do internits have in their knickers?
e-lastic.
What
do internits read instead of books?
Dot comics.
