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Want
to buy a pocket computer?
No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got. |
What
did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Sorry, you're not my type. |
What
did one mouse say to the other mouse?
I get a click out of you. |
What
did the mouse say to the webcam?
Cheese. |
What
do computer experts do at weekends?
Go for a disk drive. |
What
do you do if your computer hums?
Tell it to change its socsks! |
What
do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite. |
What
do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
A big mac. |
What
do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?
A thyme machine. |
What
do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?
A slipped disk. |
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