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Computer Jokes

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Want to buy a pocket computer?
No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got.

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Sorry, you're not my type.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?
I get a click out of you.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?
Cheese.

What do computer experts do at weekends?
Go for a disk drive.

What do you do if your computer hums?
Tell it to change its socsks!

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
A big mac.

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?
A thyme machine.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?
A slipped disk.

Computer Jokes

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