I bought
this computer yesterday and I found a twig in the disk drive!
I'm sorry, Sir, you'll have to speak to the branch manager.
If you
don't stop tapping away at that keyboard I think I'll go crazy.
It think you already have, I stopped using the keyboard an hour
ago.
I've
been on my computer all night!
Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone
else?
I've
been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a
single website.
That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.
Mum,
Mum, Dad's broken my computer!
How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.
PE Teacher:
Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Pupil:
In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.
Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or
don't use any at all.
Teacher:
Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen
cleaned so I can see my face in it!
Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it
at all.
Teacher:
Shall I put the school computer on?
Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
This
computer you charged me £950 for doesn't work....and you
said it would be trouble free.
It is, I charged you £950 for the computer, but you're
getting all that trouble absolutely free!
