you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right
" My right hand."
" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer
screen goes snow white....
I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work any more.|
Repairman: What did you clean it with?
Customer: Soap and water.
Repairman: Don't you know you're not supposed to touch a computer
Customer: Oh, it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it
was the spin dryer!
I think I've got a bug in my computer.|
Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?
Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
you hear about the monkey who left bits of his lunch all over
His dad went bananas.
the school computer have a brother?|
No, but it's got lots of tran-sisters.
me, this computer has a cake instead of a plug.|
Yes, sir, it's a currant bun.
I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!|
Has the computer stopped working?
No, but there's a lot of crackling.
did you get so good at computers?|
I went to night school.
do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?|
Hide their trainers.