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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Take him out for pizza and ice cream!

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

What do you get after eating way too much turkey and dressing? Dessert, of course!

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.

"What should I serve with my famous cranberry salad?" "The antidote."

Teacher: "Where is Plymouth Rock?" Student: "Right next to Plymouth Bush!"

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a turkey leg? A dumbstick!

Teacher: "Where did the Pilgrims come from?" Student: "Their parents, of course!"

Did you hear about the gobbler who bounced around the barnyard? He was a perky turkey!

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