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"I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them. "So what are you serving now?" "Squash."

What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert? Peach gobbler!

How can you tell a male turkey from a female turkey? The male is the one holding the remote control.

What do you call the dirt on a Pilgrim's hands? Pilgrime!

What is your favourite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner? Reservations!

How is an undercooked turkey like a monsters ideas? Both of them are half-baked!

Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."

Why was the dog chasing the band in the Thanksgiving parade? He wanted to bury the trombones!

Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey? Because he forgot to pluck the feathers!

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