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Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

What November holiday do crabby people celebrate? Cranksgiving!

What does a Pilgrim call his best friend? A palgrim.

Teacher: "Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?" Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!

What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!

What would you get if you crossed a famous Giant with Indian corn? Willie Maize!

What happened when the turkey met the axe? He lost his head!

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