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Teacher: "Why do
we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!" |
How many cooks does
it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in! |
What November holiday
do crabby people celebrate?
Cranksgiving! |
What does a Pilgrim
call his best friend?
A palgrim. |
Teacher: "Why did
the Pilgrims sail to America?"
Student: "Maybe they missed their plane." |
What would you get if
you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultrygeist! |
What's brown and white
and flies all over?
Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw! |
Why did the monster
get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
He was exceeding the feed limit! |
What would you get if
you crossed a famous Giant with Indian corn?
Willie Maize! |
What happened when the
turkey met the axe?
He lost his head! |
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