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What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

Where do ghost ships like to cruise? In the Scare-ibbean Sea!

What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

"He certainly looks weird and scary tonight!" "Yeah, and just wait till he puts on his mask!"

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

What would you get if you crossed a pumpkin with a Magic superstar? A Shaq-o'-lantern!

Did you hear about the really stupid horror movie? It was shudder nonsense!

Did you hear about the Egyptian monster who was a terrible driver? He was a crash mummy!

Did you hear about the starving vampire? He was all gums!

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