Why is it tough to compete
against a vampire?
Because they're always out for blood!
Vampire 1: "I once
went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died."
Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."
Did you hear about the
vampire in Camelot?
He was a bite of the Round Table!
What would you get if
you crossed Dracula with Captain Kidd?
A vampirate!
What did the vampire
call his girlfriend?
His "vein squeeze"!
What is a werewolf's
favourite type of story?
A hairy tale!
Did you hear about the
hippie werewolf?
He was fur out, man!
What do you call two
witches who live together?
Broommates!
What does an Australian
witch ride on?
A broomerang!
What would you get if
you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?
Steven Spellberg!
