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Halloween Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?
"Trick-or-trout!"

What do birds say on Halloween?
"Trick-or-tweet!"

Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"

Why didn't the little monster go trick-or-treating?
He didn't have a costume.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
Because it was Hulaween!

"'This Halloween I'd like to be weird and bizarre."
"That's easy. Just be yourself!"

Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!

Did you hear about the obnoxious pumpkin?
He was a real jerk-o'-lantern!

What's the difference between a monsters tummy and a trick-or-treat bag?
You can fill up the bag!

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