|What do fishermen say
on Halloween? |
|What do birds say on
|Girl 1: "Can I
invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"|
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
|Why didn't the little
monster go trick-or-treating? |
He didn't have a costume.
|What would you get if
you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? |
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
|Why were the trick-or-treaters
wearing grass skirts? |
Because it was Hulaween!
I'd like to be weird and bizarre." |
"That's easy. Just be yourself!"
|Where's the most dangerous
place to go trick-or-treating? |
On the psycho path!
|Did you hear about the
obnoxious pumpkin? |
He was a real jerk-o'-lantern!
|What's the difference
between a monsters tummy and a trick-or-treat bag? |
You can fill up the bag!