Doctor, Doctor I
keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't
worry, it's just a bug that's going around !
Doctor, how do I stop
my nose from running ?! Stick
your foot out and trip it up !
Doctor, Doctor I've
got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease !
Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm turning into a frog
Your
just playing too much croquet !
Doctor: You need new
glasses
Patient: How do you know ?, I haven't told you whats wrong
with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window !
Doctor Doctor I'm so
ugly what can I do about it ?
Hire
yourself out for Halloween parties !
Doctor, Doctor I'm
having trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that
!
Doctor, Doctor I tend
to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction !
Doctor, Doctor everyone
thinks I'm a liar
Well I can't believe that !
Doctor, Doctor my
baby is the image of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy !
