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Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a bell?
Take
these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
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Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't
I see you yesterday?
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Doctor, Doctor I've
got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
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Doctor, Doctor I
keep thinking I'm a dog.
Sit
on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed
up on the couch!
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Doctor, Doctor You've
got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!
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Doctor, Doctor Have
you got something for a bad headache?
Of
course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have
a bad headache.
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Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a bridge
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
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Doctor Doctor I
feel like biscuits!
What,
you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Oh,
You're Crackers!
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Doctor, Doctor Can
I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
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Doctor, Doctor When
I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and
here... What do you think is wrong with me?
You
have a broken finger!
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