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Doctor, doctor, what are my chances of losing weight?
Slim, madam. |
Doctor, doctor, what do you charge for treating a split personality?
Fifteen pounds each. |
Doctor, doctor, what do you recommend for flat feet?
Try a foot pump. |
Doctor, doctor, what makes me flush so easily?
It's simply a chain reaction. |
Doctor, doctor, what's the best way to stop my nose running?
Stand on your head. |
Doctor, doctor, when I get up in the morning, I'm always dizzy for half an hour.
Try getting up half an hour later. |
Doctor, doctor, will my measles be better next week?
I don't like making rash promises. |
Doctor, doctor, will you give me something for my head?
Thanks all the same -I already have one. |
Doctor, doctor, you know those pills you gave me for my stomach?
What about them?
They keep rolling off in the middle of the night! |
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running ?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up ! |
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch ! |
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