What
did the cannibal mom say to her son who was chasing a missionary
? Stop
playing with your food !
What
did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He
cut all his fingers off !
The
optician's boy is making a spectacle of himself !
What
parting gift did the mummy werewolf give to her son when he
left home ? A
comb !
'William,'
shouted his mum. 'There were two pieces of cake in the pantry
last night and now there's only one. How do you explain that
?' 'It
was dark in the pantry, mum,' explained William, 'and I didn't
see the other piece!'
1st
Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd
Monster: He's at medical school. 1st
Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd
Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!
