Son: Dad, the dentist wasn't painless like he said he would be.
Dad: Did he hurt you, then ?
1st Monster: No, but he did yell when I bit his finger !

Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ?
Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !

Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.
'I've lost five cents,' sobbed Johnny.
'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly.' Here's five more for you,'
At this Johnny howled louder than ever.
'Now what is it ?' asked his dad.
'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!'

1st Witch: I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
2nd Witch: Really, did they keep him ?

' I want you to help me stop my son gambling.' an anxious father said to his boy's principal. 'I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet.'
'Leave it to me,' said the principal.

A week later he phoned the boy's father. ' I think I've cured him,' he said.
'How?'
'Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said,' I bet that's a false beard, ' How much? I said, and he said $5'
'What happened ?' asked the father.
'Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson!'
'No, it won't,' said the father. ' He bet me $10 on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week!'

'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum.
'Because my new sneakers hurt.'
'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.'
'But they are the only feet I have.'

Ned: What does your Dad sell ?
Ed: Salt.
Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.
Ed: Shake.

William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?
Mum: What crying man ?
William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

'Mum, can I please change my name right now ?' asked Ben.
'But why would you want to do that, dear ?' said his mum.
'Because Dad say he's going to spank me as sure as my name's Benjamin !'