did the Wizard say to his witch girlfriend ?
did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his
grief ! where did you dig her up from
does a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend
a dead letter day.
teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took
my girlfriend to see 'The bride of Dracula' last night.'
yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like ?' 'Well
she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big
red staring eyes and fangs.'
other said, 'Yes, but what was 'The Bride of Dracula' like
did the skeleton say to his girlfriend ?
love every bone in your body
did the vampire's girlfriend break up with him ?
he had such a powerful crush on her.
my girlfriend goes out riding, she looks like part of the
horse. When she dismounts, she still looks like part of the
Harry gave his girlfriend a mink stole for her birthday. Well,
it may not have been mink, but it's fairly certain it was
day Tony's girlfriend wrote to him to say their friendship
was off and could she have her photograph back ? Tony sent
her a pile of pictures of different girls with the message:
I can't remember what you look like. Could you please take
out your photo and return the rest?
girlfriend talks so much that when she goes on vacation, she
has to spread suntan lotion on her tongue.