holidays, the geography teacher explained to the history teacher
that she went to the Himalayas, visiting remote mountain areas.
'Infact,' she said, 'we went where the hand of man has never
is your name the same as principal's ?' a new boy at school
asked his teacher.
'Because he's my father !' 'Did
you know that when you took the job ?'
see you've got that new boy down for the football game against
Township High,' said the English teacher to the coach.
'Yes, but I'm not sure what position
to play him.' 'Well,
if his football's anything like his English, he's a natural
That's the stupidest boy in the whole school.
Mother: That's my son. Teacher:
Oh ! I'm so sorry. Mother:
You're sorry ?
boy ran home from school on the first day and pestered his
mother into taking him into a toy shop. When they got there
he insisted that she buy him a gun.
'But why do you need a gun?' asked his
our teacher told us she was going to teach us to draw tomorrow.'
George left school he was going to be a printer. All the teachers
said he was the right type.
going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at
kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd
love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You
can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'
boy came home from his first day at kindergarten and said
to his mother, 'What's the use of going to school ? I can't
read, I can't write, and the teacher won't let me talk.'
boy to dinner lady: This bread's horrible! Why can't you make
your own bread like the servants do at home? Dinner
lady: Because we don't have the kind of dough that your father
you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains ? He
had to keep track of everything !