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Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they
see a cave.
The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote
on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out
'' I am the ghost
of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!''
The
second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same
thing happens again.
The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars
and cries out,''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five
dollars goes in my pocket!''
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''You can have that brain there for $3,000,'' said the brain
surgeon to the the boy who was going to have a brain transplant.''It
used to belong to a bank manager. This one's $1000: it was
a dancer's. And this one's $50,000: it belonged to a school
teacher.'
'Why's it ten times more than the others ?' gasped the boy.
'It's been used ten times less than theirs !'
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A boy
telephoned O'Hare airport. 'How long does it take to get to
New York ?'
'Just a minute.'
Thanks
very much.'
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A garbage
man was walking along whistling while balancing a bin on his
head and one on each shoulder. 'How do you manage to do that
?' asked Jack
'It's easy,' replied the dustman, 'just
put your lips together and blow' |
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