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A Boys Life ! |
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Boys Favourite Insect
films: The Fly, Batman, Beetlejuice, The Sting, The Good, The
Bug and the Ugly, Spawn, The Frog Prince, Four Webbings and
a Funeral,Seven Bats for Seven Brothers
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An American
tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking
to an old man in the local pub. 'And have you lived here all
your life, Sir ?' asked the American.
'Not yet, m'dear,' said the villager wisely. |
| A boy
sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space,
when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good
you talking to me, young man, I'm stone deaf !'
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Why
did the boy take a pencil to bed ?
To draw the curtains.....I'd tell you
another joke about a pencil, but it doesn't have a point ! |
Have
you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?
No, but in the restaurant next door I
once saw a man eating chicken ! |
| Happily
innocent of all golfing lore, young Sam watched with interest
the efforts of the man in the bunker to play his shot. At last,
the ball rose amid a cloud of sand, hovered in the air, and
then dropped on the green and rolled into the hole. 'Oh my,'
Sam chuckled, 'he'll have a tough time getting out of that one
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Why
did the lazy boy get a job in a bakery ?
Because he wanted a good loaf ! |
| A naughty
child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London
to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. 'Hey
kid,' he shouted, 'Why don't you go outside and play ?'
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A man
coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room
and smashed against the wall. 'Oh dear,' he wailed, 'Whatever
shall I do ? I can't afford a new set.'
'Don't worry,' said a little boy,I'll
get a pair from my Dad for you,'
The
next day the boy came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly.
'This
is wonderful,' said the man. Your father must be a very good
dentist.'
'Oh,
he's not a dentist,' replied the boy, 'He's an undertaker.'
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A boy
is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are
no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the
morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ?
Through the doorway - there were no doors
remember ! |
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