What
happened when the wizard turned a naughty boy into a hare ?
He's still rabbiting on about it !
Did
you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus
?
He ended up in a flea circus !
Did
you hear about the boy who saw a witch riding on a broomstick
?
He said, 'What are you doing on that
?' She
replied, 'My sister's got the vacuum cleaner '
1st
Boy:Are you having a party for your birthday?
2nd boy:No,I'm having a witch do 1st Boy:What's a witch do?
2nd Boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.
What's
the matter son?
The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say?
Nothing he's bigger than me !
How
do you know you are haunted by a parrot?
He keeps on saying ,"Ooo's a pretty boy then?"
Why
did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar.
Why
did the boy take an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him a eerie ache.
A little
boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's
a monster at the door with a really ugly face'
'Tell him you've already got one,' said
his father !
Why
was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at
the Halloween party ?
Because he just came to pick up his little
sister !
