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What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face ? A mouse-tache !

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !

What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse ? Sir !

How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth ? Hard cheese !

What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !

What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !

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