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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !

What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !

What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !

What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !

What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !

Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries

What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant ? Sir !

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