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What do you get if you
try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse ! |
What's the definition
of a narrow squeak ?
A thin mouse ! |
What goes eek, eek,
bang?
A mouse in a minefield ! |
What's gray, squeaky
and hangs around in caves ?
Stalagmice ! |
What mouse was a Roman
emperor ?
Julius Cheeser ! |
Who is king of all the
mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung ! |
What do angry rodents
send each other at Christmas time ?
Cross mouse cards ! |
What's the hardest part
of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket ! |
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries |
What do you call a mouse
that can pick up an elephant ?
Sir ! |
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Mouse
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