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What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !

Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !

How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !

Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !

What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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