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How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !

Why did the lobster blush ? Because the sea weed !

What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !

What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !

Where does seaweed look for a job ? In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds !

Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !

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