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Fish and Sea Jokes !

What did the sardine call the submarine ?
A can of people !

What's the difference between a fish and a piano ?
You can't tuna fish !

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?
A beer-a-cuda !

Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean ?
Billy the Squid !

What happened to the cold jellyfish ?
It set !

What's the coldest fish in the sea ?
A blue whale !

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?
On squid row !

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?
Monkfish !

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
A herring aid !

Fish and Sea Jokes !

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