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What did the sardine
call the submarine ?
A can of people ! |
What's the difference
between a fish and a piano ?
You can't tuna fish ! |
Why are sardines the
stupidest fish in the sea ?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh
key outside ! |
What do you call a dangerous
fish who drinks too much ?
A beer-a-cuda ! |
Who has eight guns and
terrorises the ocean ?
Billy the Squid ! |
What happened to the
cold jellyfish ?
It set ! |
What's the coldest fish
in the sea ?
A blue whale ! |
Where do you find a
down-and-out octopus ?
On squid row ! |
What do you get if you
cross an abbot with a trout ?
Monkfish ! |
What kind of fish will
help you hear better ?
A herring aid ! |
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